Internet privacy?? What privacy!?

In order to understand the meaning of "internet privacy".. I must first define internet.. THEN, second, I must define the word privacy. 

The internet, defined by Webster is: an electronic communications network that connects computer networks and organizational computer facilities around the world. The word privacy, also defined by Webster is: the state of being alone : the state of being away from other people: the state of being away from public attention. 

Now.. After putting the pieces together, I can say that INTERNET PRIVACY IS being alone while browsing the surface layer of the worldwide web! The article "Improve Your Internet Privacy In 15 Minutes" gives the readers/viewers many ways to "improve" your internet privacy as well as "protect" yourself while browsing around the surface layer web. This "protection" keeps your searches confidential and also keeps your information "hidden" without tracking you. All you need to do is download and install! 

I can say this and am very confident that there is absolutely NO WAY to have privacy on the internet. surface web. And even on the deeper web, which is PROBABLY 10 times more dangerous. 

BROWSE AT YOUR OWN RISK!